The Störtebeker-Ganassi Scale Will Be Our Guide
Meet 14th century German pirate Klaus Störtebeker, who I’m just now learning was the Chip Ganassi of the high seas. And why is that? you ask. Well for starters, he was all kinds of boss — he’d pillage your face with cannon fire if you so much as looked at him crossly. Better still, he had wenches at every [...]
