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Indianapolis Again Welcomes NASCAR Folk, Near-Complete Destruction of Our Fine City

Posted by Roy Hobbson on July 26th, 2009 under NASCAR Innovations  •  No Comments

Will my city survive the weekend? Probably. Probably. But as we now know, it won’t be without significant structural damage & many drunken M-80 induced blindings & the clinging odor of feet. Thanks, NASCAR!!!  Me? I’m holed up in my basement — shotgun in hand — praying for the best. For I once saw the beast up close, and was [...]

NASCAR Innovations Presented by Fox News (Vol. I)

Posted by Roy Hobbson on February 13th, 2009 under NASCAR Innovations, Roy Hobbson  •  8 Comments

Hi there!!! I’m Dan Peterson of Fox News. I have 67 Pulitzer Prizes to my name and I often bench press small aircraft. My diet consists entirely of wolverines I track and kill with my own hands. I’ll be stopping by here quite often to share with you dumbf–k IndyCar goons the vast awesomeness of NASCAR. And [...]