Shit. Between this calamity, Hunter-Reay’s new Batmobile, and the other goings-on of late, an Inbox of Opportunity is in order. Send in all your questions, rank speculation, conjecture, pot roast recipes, notable feats of blackmail, shoe-cobbling techniques, Colts predictions, or whatever else is on your mind that no decent publication would ever respond to. Because I will. I’ll get [...]

Welcome back to the Inbox of Opportunity. It’s pretty much exactly like Robin Miller’s Mailbag, but without all the judgment & quote-unquote “factual analyses.” If you wanted to be dumber, you’ve come to the right spot!  Let’s dive right in, shall we?  

Why, it seems that much has occurred in the world of IndyCar in my absence. Brazil was confirmed (although an official unconfirmation is likely scheduled for Thursday) …  Danica did something or other (coyly, I’d assume — with subtle tones of wavering) … and rumor has it that EJ Viso may join forces with Chip Ganassi [...]

Welcome to the Inbox of Opportunity, where the only dumb question is the question about some overly technical racing point that requires a mechanical engineering degree from MIT to comprehend. Welcome to freedom. It’s the Mailbag for the Masses, if you will. And it’s long overdue. Or possibly an awful idea. We’ll let history decide. Let [...]

Have a quasi-IndyCar-related question, do you? A really good one that should be shared with the public? But that elitist nobleman Robin Miller keeps snubbing you??? And the uppity Curt Cavin considers it lowbrow & in poor taste — and then quickly ships your family off to The Gulag??? THOSE BASTARDS!!! HOW DARE THEY?!?!? Well fortunately for you, the Silent [...]