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Posted by Roy Hobbson on January 14th, 2009 under Arute, Roy Hobbson  •  5 Comments

Just gaze upon this here picture. GAZE UPON IT, I SAY! Focus in on the seduction … but don’t ignore the smarm either. Shhhhhhh. Give in to it. Let it embrace you. Let it caress your soul and/or thighs, just as it wants. Good, good, good. Anddddddddd … stop. Ladies — you are now pregnant. Gentlemen [...]