Comments on: Geography Lessons at Pagoda U

By: DZ

DZ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:06:24 +0000

Muhmuhmuh, My Simooonaa!
Yeah, love it. SwissMissssssssss

Honestly, I’d rather have Tweets about handling and apexes than baking and cookies.

By: Big Brad

Big Brad — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:53:26 +0000

I got tired-head two seconds into this thread, so I haven’t read all of the comments. But, here’s the formula: 1) If you are a woman in the IRL and you can go 230+ and WIN more than one race, then nobody cares what you look like. 2) Otherwise, you need to be smokin’…then we will accept your only one win. Easy formula. Simona will have to follow formula one. Face=Not-to-Great, Buddy.

By: Neon18

Neon18 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:09:34 +0000

Hornish doesn’t get “pimped slapped” over in NASCAR at least…

Simona may be a Formula-one girl one day,
but probably not USF1…

http://www.youtube.com/user/BrianKerramba#p/u/7/JAD9uD_fBhY

By: Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:53:45 +0000

The IRL can use another female driver. The fans actually like female drivers. I see NASCAR is trying to steal Danica’s Indy Car Fame. NASCAR doesn’t REALLY want female drivers. They just want the media attention. They have never let a female driver get out of ARCA or Nationwide. They like to exploit the fact that Indy Car and F1 drivers have gone to NASCAR but they don’t really want them to be successful. The IRL has made huge mistakes loosing A.J, Hornish, Speed, Piquet Jr. and Papis to NASCAR.

By: Hamilton Fish

Hamilton Fish — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:01:09 +0000

The Pagoda’s fantasy racing draft is tonight at 9 at The Garter. The Pagoda will be providing champagne and pork tenderloin sandwiches. See everybody there. Oh, and Roy…Brittney is still pissed you didn’t forward her CV to that talent scout.

By: Neon18

Neon18 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:59:33 +0000

Well, at least “you know” Milka Dunno and “you know” Sarah Fisher will be welcoming…

Danika will be working it this year…”you know” at the car wash…
Sad for the g-irl…”you know.”

By: NaBUru38

NaBUru38 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:53:35 +0000

It’s not like she had to travel a lot to race formula cars: Monza is at 160km from her hometown Thun, Dijon is at 220km and seven more at under 400km.

By: Neon18

Neon18 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:11:25 +0000

Pagoda U…Hot for words!

http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords

By: Neon18

Neon18 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:10:11 +0000

Pagoda U…Hot for words!http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords

By: Jeff Iannucci

Jeff Iannucci — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:28:35 +0000

Deanie and Dex,

I swear I had a whole “ban of motorsports for 50 years” in there, but when the editor says “too many words, not enough cheesecake” I may have accidentally deleted that paragraph. And also, I was over my word limit, so when it’s either “condomns for 12-year-olds” or “blah blah blah ban on racing” then it’s not really that close of a call.

This is The Silent Pagoda, not Euro Motor Legacy Racer Magazine. If it doesn’t include eye candy, drug references, Snoop Dogg or Jack Arute then it simply doesn’t get the editor’s approval.

And moreover, I just made you both look like total smarty pants, right? So you’re welcome.