Comments on: The Off Topic Super Bowl Chronicles

By: Ron Ford

Ron Ford — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:49:09 +0000

C’mon kids. It’s a whole new era at IndyCar. No more whining about your high ankle sprains and such. Ya think one of those professional bull riders would let a little ankle sprain or broken leg slow him down? Hell no! Even if A.J. could see his high ankle, do you seriously think a little sprain would keep him from push startin’ his bulldozer? Hell no! Maybe it’s time to replace that wishy-washy Jim Nabors guy with Randolph Scott. And nobody better cross Danniker when she gets back from them tintop races with a jaw full of Copenhagen.

By: Neon18

Neon18 — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:03:50 +0000

Wake up…just read this and thought you would like to know.
No one probably would be paying much attention to Baskett during the big game if it wasn’t for his tabloid-bait wife. In his first year with the Colts, the wide receiver has caught only four passes for 34 yards. He hasn’t even been in play during the post-season!
Should be fun …Who Dat?

By: Roy Hobbson

Roy Hobbson — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:04:22 +0000

^^^It’s come down to that, I see. Kendra Wilkinson & GoDaddy are our final bastions of hope. Oh God. Knackered indeed.

/sadly huffs ethanol
//feels better momentarily
///passes out

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:58:44 +0000

It’s Kendra “Wilkinson” and GoDaddy on our side, dude.

By: Gatorfan

Gatorfan — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:55:16 +0000

At least you have Kendra Wilson and Go Daddy on your side…LOL as the mob cries “Who Dat?”…

By: Coz

Coz — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:45:41 +0000

You can read up on the high pressure oxy tank treatment. That combined with a little shot of the ol’ voodoo, and he’ll play. For those betting on the game. I live in Vegas. and the Mob is rarely wrong on the over/under.

By: H.B. Donnelly

H.B. Donnelly — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:14:43 +0000

A word to you all: never play basketball in sandals. If you happen to be wearing sandals and a pickup game breaks out, run very far away, because your ankle will turn black and swell to incredible proportions simply by association with a basketball court on which the game is being played. Dwight Freeny was very lucky yesterday as he wore flip flops and was followed around by rabid cameramen and Deion Sanders that there were no courts in the club level of…erm…Whatever-the-current-name-of Miami’s-stadium-is Stadium. I can tell you from experience that weeks of awkward limping and thoughts of cutting his leg off to stop the agony would have ensued.

…that said, I did manage to wrangle a temporary handicap parking pass for IU out of it, and that almost made it worthwhile.

By: Earnastine

Earnastine — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:52:38 +0000

Indy 500 rules:

SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER
Winning is everything,

By: cappy

cappy — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:33:44 +0000

PDaddy and Roy – I’ve also done the grade-III ankle explosion when playing soccer. I broke my tibia another time, also playing soccer. The (*ahem*) “sprain” was far more painful. Colts are f’d.

By: P Daddy

P Daddy — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:03:25 +0000

Roy, had the same sprain when I was 23. Doc said no weight bearing for 2 weeks. But I refused partly because I’m a stubborn non-compliant sort, but mainly b/c I waited tables for a living and couldn’t afford 2 weeks of no pay. With that said, I concur, it was a painful mofo. I can’t imagine playing at that level (even if healthy) with what basically felt like a broken ankle. But have faith, we still have #18. Colts 42 Saints 24.