Some people might find a Christmas card heavy on the flames & Jack Daniels a bit inappropriate. Of course, those people are called “stupid Communists,” and nobody really cares what they think anyway. To hell with them. It’s a wondrous time, Christmas is. And no greasy Commuists will tell us how to celebrate it. And celebrate it we shall.
[raises jug of egg nog]
May your hearts be filled with magic … may your holiday hostility remain fleeting … and may your stocking be stuffed with wonderment & sweet, sweet Blu-Ray action. Hear hear!
Merry Christmas, fair Pagodafolk. Be safe out there.
By manfish, December 24, 2009 @ 11:55 am
Merry Christmas to you as well, Mr. Hobbson.
By Sarge, December 24, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
There was a time when I’d be aghast to see a Christmas card with a Stormtrooper pouring whisky. I expect nothing less now.
Merry Christmas fellow Pagoda dwellers.
By Oilpressure, December 24, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
Season’s Greetings to you, the Mrs. Hobbson and the wee little Hobbsons.
Looking forward to personally visiting the Pagoda in 2010.
By Jason Mcveigh, December 24, 2009 @ 1:28 pm
I want 100 of those Christmas cards next year. Merry Christmas to all the Pagoda readers, Roy and of course my new “Pagoda wife” Carrie. Lol. Have fun all.
By 99forever, December 24, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
How did you manage to pack that much awesome into one Christmas card?! That’s a special talent you have there, Roy.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays and all that.
By Bickelmom, December 24, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
Pagoda-ites, may you have a very merry Christmas filled with gift wrapped IMS Warehouse sale items! You have all made my year filled with laughter.
I’d like to send a fake wedding gift to the happy couple, Jason and Carrie, of your very own pit box at the 500 between Marco (so you can yell “so’s your face” at him) and Vitor (so you can bask in the radioactive glow that AJ emits). Enjoy!
And Roy, thanks for the Pagoda. You make it my number one place to come to avoid work, caring for my children, or talking to bickeldad!
By Coz, December 24, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Pagoda
not a creature was stirring, not even TG’s momma.
The stockings were all hung by the Allstate advertisement with care, in hopes that Dennis Haysbert soon would be there.
AJ and Penske were snug in their beds,
while visions of victory danced in their heads.
D’oh! the boss just told us all to get lost for the weekend! And to all a good night!
By Brian McKay, December 24, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
Hey!… Wasn’t Tony Kanaan already on fire enough in 2009?!
By Stephen James, December 24, 2009 @ 6:50 pm
Long time reader, first time commenter. Merry Christmas to the Pagoda and all who hold her dear.
By BC, December 24, 2009 @ 10:23 pm
Brilliant. Think it’s about time for SP official merchandise, Roy? I do. I’d order a box of 50 of those cards, tonight, right now.
By cappy, December 30, 2009 @ 12:26 am
This is the Christmas card from my glorious dreams. Get out OF MY HEAD!!!
And Merry belated Christmas to all.