Have a quasi-IndyCar-related question, do you? A really good one that should be shared with the public? But that elitist nobleman Robin Miller keeps snubbing you??? And the uppity Curt Cavin considers it lowbrow & in poor taste — and then quickly ships your family off to The Gulag??? THOSE BASTARDS!!! HOW DARE THEY?!?!?
Well fortunately for you, the Silent Pagoda is not so similarly oppressive. It’s not discriminatory, nor bound by quote-unquote “journalistic integrity.” Rather, we are merely bound by ideas & enlightenment & the freedom to speak your mind. Which is why we’re introducing the Inbox of Opportunity — a majestic platform for your questions that just so happens to be fashioned from the same ideals & principles as a little thing we like to call “America.” F–K YEAH!!!
Send in your quasi-IndyCar-related questions, no matter how inane. Or inappropriate. Or completely unrelated to IndyCar. And they will be answered. (Probably.) Because really … what else are we going to talk about for the next fortnight? Danica? Danica’s future? All the stuff that’s not going on in the sport right now? How the powerful IndyCar establishment is right to shun the questions of the hard-working masses? Pffffffft. Not on my watch, Pinko.
By Jeff L., September 23, 2009 @ 10:51 am
Why do the 2 teams supported by the United States Military have foreign drivers?
By Roy Hobbson, September 23, 2009 @ 10:53 am
HOORAY!! Three more emailed questions pertaining to and/or directly speaking to Lindy Thackston!! [drop-kicks computer into hallway]
By DZ, September 23, 2009 @ 11:25 am
Can anyone tell me why the month of May always seems so far away? And, a related question, when here, why does May go by in such a blur of color and self-flagellation?
I’m not asking anything about Lindy. My plan is to sit back, play it cool, and wait until she approaches me, a`la Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. His sage dating advice has spanned decades, my friend, decades.
By Roy Hobbson, September 23, 2009 @ 11:59 am
Any question posted in the comments will not be answered. We’re free, sure. But there are rules. Or else we’re no more advanced than that crazed society in Tupac’s “California” video.
By P Daddy, September 23, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
This is a really sad attempt to get new material!!!
BTW, what perfume does Lindy wear on race days?
By izod9, September 23, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
Why can’t pagodians visit the pagoda for lunch on Friday’s.
My significant other thinks your “inbox of opportunity” is a little too inviting, she didn’t like you before and now likes you even less.
By Winky, September 23, 2009 @ 7:47 pm
Geez izod….who doesn’t like Opportunity? Is she a communist?
By DZ, September 24, 2009 @ 9:48 am
inbox of opportunity > outbox of dictatorship… (that IS the ‘greater than’ sign isn’t it? It’s been appx 37 years since I’ve used it).
If I ask a question in the woods with no one around, does it still make a sound? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
Whoops! Not the comments section again DZ, Send your questions to the eversothoughfully-hard-to-find-email-which-is-a-text-link worthy of Predator stealth…
Ahh, screw it. I’m gonna go read Lindy’s twitter again… ehh uh, check the Indycar points standings…