Hmmmmm … OKAY!!!!!!!!!
[orders butler to cancel my lunch reservation at the Smithsonian]
[hops in my diamond-encrusted supersonic helicopter]
[eats a quick bite of veal & gold bullion coins en route to track]
[engages in Ultimate Indy Racing Experience over extended lunch break]
How exhilarating!! What’s that? You’ve never done it? Pity. You simply must.
By Carrie, September 17, 2009 @ 2:07 pm
I thought everyone just had a free 600 bucks lying around to use on extended lunch breaks? You need a raise, Hobbson.
By bickelmom, September 17, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
Geez, Roy! Just go sell a kidney. Are you a fan or what?!
By Coz, September 17, 2009 @ 5:50 pm
There just has to be a way to mooch a free ride.
By Swervin, September 17, 2009 @ 6:04 pm
Gold bullion coins are kinda tasty I guess….but they’re no bag of Funyons. Especially if you’re high.
By P Daddy, September 17, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
I wish I would’ve seen this earlier. I would’ve spent $594 more dollars for lunch today and put down that $5 footlong. Maybe tomorrow.
By Terry Angstadt, September 17, 2009 @ 7:05 pm
Damn, Hobbson. WTF????? Whose team are you on here? Please report to my office. And bring all your shit.