Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving. It’s only Danica Patrick being sexually and physically accosted in an old person’s home by a naked pit crewman wearing only his helmet, a murderous gaze, and one fine-looking Tissot timepiece. Move along now, people. Don’t make me billyclub you.
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By Jennifer Coomer, September 3, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
Funny, I was just looking at one of her Tissot ads in Glamour magazine about 40 minutes ago.
By Carrie, September 3, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
At least it’s someone else that’s nearly naked this time!
By cappy, September 3, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
Sex(ual battery) sells.
By Coz, September 3, 2009 @ 5:31 pm
I have a sudden urge to not only know what time it is, but to actually care. DOWN BOY! BAD DOG! DON’T BITE ME THERE YOU LITTLE…. All better now. And Roy, what in AJ’s name were you doing in Manhattan, IL!?
By Hick, September 3, 2009 @ 9:50 pm
I see that like her sunglasses, the timepiece is inversely proportional to cup size.
By Sl4md4nce, September 3, 2009 @ 11:04 pm
Two sizzlin’ hot earth tone dresses in two days. Rrrr Rrrr.
Thanks for the covert alternative to getting caught (again) with wifey’s Cosmo mags.
Speaking of huge tents, wasn’t this photo shot at the secret entrance to AGR’s Chicagoland all-you-can-eat Beluga Caviar buffet? You know, the little stairway to the left of their tequila filled swimming pool–you did get up to the 5th floor, didn’t you?
I still harbor a smoldering bitterness, Hobsnobb.
By Bob, September 4, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
dude in the helmet has pants and shoes on… not as steamy as we thought
By cappy, September 5, 2009 @ 7:56 am
Dude is wearing pants? Well that changes everything. This is a regular Norman Rockwell painting now.
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