Comments on: Monday Afternoon Randomness (Vol. 62)

By: McL

McL — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:27:54 +0000

I’d expect nothing less from Southwest.

By: pressdog

pressdog — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:35:45 +0000

You guys are KILLING me over here. And D.W., you wild man, I want to party with you, cowboy. A’course you’d be bathed in your own urine and feces by turn three in an IndyCar and ripping your clothes off like your cousin Ricky Bobby by start-finish, but still.

By: D.Waltrip

D.Waltrip — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:56:12 +0000

Apparently, and I ain’t ever piloted one o’ them things, but I figure flying one o’ them 737s cain’t be any harder than taking turn 3 at Talladega wide open. But you try takin’ one o’ then airline pilots an’ put ‘im in a Cup car an’ see how good he can run.

By: Coz

Coz — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:43:59 +0000

We could strap you to the nose gear and do a series of touch and go’s. Be sure to wear your Depends.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:06:09 +0000

I’m tired of these motherf&*kin’ scorpions on my motherf&*kin’ plane!

By: Boo Boo

Boo Boo — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:06:09 +0000

Love taking off. Love landing. Hate the rest.

By: izod9

izod9 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:47:59 +0000

20 years ago I was on a flight to FayetNam, (Fayetville), and an idiot Marine had a python in his duffel bag in the overhead bin. His drinking buddies didn’t believe him, so he actually got it out, with flight attendents screaming and the pilot having cops arrest the guy when we landed. True Story. I think that’s where Wesley Snipes movie “Snakes on a plane” came from.

By: P Daddy

P Daddy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:25:18 +0000

FYI, I was actually on that flight!!! Flying back from a bender in Vegas (flight started in PHX). All of a sudden two rows behind me people start acting up, and then I hear “scorpion”. Oh s*#t!!!! It was bad enough that the withdrawals from my 3-day heroin binge was causing me to shake and itch uncontrollably, now every time I scratched I was afraid I’d have scorpions crawling up my leg. What the hell? I thought having crabs was bad, but scorpions on a plane? I smell a sequel!

By: pressdog

pressdog — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:57:31 +0000

Airlines could make it worse by, say, randomly delaying and/or canceling and/or overbooking flights and forcing to you to sit like herded cattle in a waiting area with increasingly irritated fellow humans who act like if they ask enough times and exclaim their frustration enough God will simply miracle a plane onto the empty tarmac for their convenience. Oh, wait, they’ve already done that. So I guess their work here is done.

By: McL

McL — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:52:46 +0000

Will we be discussing the Foyt/Irsay wedding here today? If so give me a heads up so I can hurl myself into oncoming traffic.