Comments on: Airing of Grievances, Vol. I (Filling the Void)

By: izod9

izod9 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:53:41 +0000

I don’t like PetSmart either, too many animals amongst my supplies of kittylitter, soft porn collars and leashes.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:41:05 +0000

@ Sticky McCombs
I always confuse Don’s Guns and that other gun store with the commercial where the guy says “‘Cause I need the money!” I think they’re both completely batshit, though.

By: Roy Hobbson

Roy Hobbson — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:56:39 +0000

Channel wins. Not only this competition … but also my heart.

By: Channel Return Remington

Channel Return Remington — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:49:25 +0000

In the simple code of male behavior there used to be only one pitfall at the grocery store – carrying a basket with which to collect items. However, now there is an equally if not more emasculating option – the mini-cart. Men should not use either option. The basket makes you look like you are pracnding througha field picking wild flowers and the mini-cart begs the question whether your partner is picking out the rest of the ingredients for your ceviche and patte medley. A couple of other things you should never do: never be seen giving a present to another guy – a more awkward moment between men does not exist. Also, no matter hnowtempting do not run around with a sparkler. There are only 3 men in this world who can pull that off – and they are the same men who can confidently where University of South Carolina “Cocks” hats.

By: Sticky McCombs

Sticky McCombs — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:03:07 +0000

@ Mandy – re: BTW, is Don’s Guns the one with the “I just LOOOOOOOVE to sell guns!” commercial? That guy creeps me the f*ck out. – Um, yeah. Is there another?

By: Ronski

Ronski — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:22:46 +0000

Here in Wisconsin we have two seasons: First is the Milwaukee Mile IndyCar race (The Milwaukee Mile is the oldest race track in the world and has the longest history of inept management. Hopefully, those wacky George gals can relate and not cancel us for 2010)

The second season consumes the other 51 weeks of the year during which we are consumed with wondering when Bret Favre will retire. It never goes away!!! Radio, TV, the internet, nitwitter, he is everywhere all the freakin’ time! 24/7 Favre, Favre, Favre!!! Our only relief from all this Favreiness is the Silent Pagoda and Red Green. Pleeeeeze Roy, as a respected member of the sports journalism brotherhood, can you use your influence to somehow put a stop to this? Maybe then we can finally get some news about Danica.

BTW, how did you manage to weasel your way onto this website? Are you dating one or more of the George gals?

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:00:23 +0000

I used to work at Walmart (such torture that I’m now a waitress and consider it a vast improvement), and we cashiers disliked the fact the fact that self checkouts eliminated the opportunities for us to laugh at shame-faced customers buying condoms and Astroglide. I swear to God, I once had a guy try to buy both of those products with food stamps. Interestingly, he was the only person who ever just swaggered up and slapped ‘em on the counter. He had his trailer trash girlfriend and bratty kids with him, and I was tempted to say, “Thank you SO MUCH for deciding to use contraception.”

BTW, is Don’s Guns the one with the “I just LOOOOOOOVE to sell guns!” commercial? That guy creeps me the f*ck out.

By: Coz

Coz — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:32:11 +0000

Unfortunately, I have been cast into the culinary and cultural wasteland that is LasVegas, NV. No wonder Elvis put foil over the windows; he didn’t want to see it any longer. And I can see why Howard Hughes died here; he woke up one day and said to himself, “I bought a what? And it’s where? Footlong fingernails and Mason jars of urine be damned! I must be losing my mind!” And with that, he gave up the ghost.

Anyway, what chaffs my hide is that there isn’t a real Greek anywhere to be found. Oh yes, I can get a Gyros, but I have to get it from an Arab. Which means that he got up and sliced the days gyros from the gyro at 6 o’clock in the morning, and they have been sitting in his steam tray for the last 10 hours. I like my gyro sliced off the gyro right after I order it. Also, a real Greek will put so much meat on the gyro, that it could choke Paul Tracy (how’s that for tying two Pagoda threads together!)

Gotta go pull my undies out from my crack, see ya.

By: Sticky McCombs

Sticky McCombs — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:42:18 +0000

Don's Guns once asked me if I had a permit to purchase the hickory-handled beauty I had my eye on. "These 6 Ben Franklins and the Magna Carta outta cover that, Stallion!" *sirens*right forearm forced to touch left scapula*muffle muffle*Who did you just call Nancy?*rabbit punch w/ tire iron*lights out Da^n red tape!

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:00:47 +0000

Self-service checkouts frost my cookies. What is the point of scanning and bagging my one or two DVD’s if I’m just going to have to stop at the self-service checkout baby-sitters station so she can scan the theft monitor to make sure the stupid buzzer doesn’t sound when I walk out the door? But, of course, it’s either that or getting stuck behind six mexicans feeding the entire neighborhood on one pack of food stamps. And that ain’t racist, that’s Walmart in Georgia.