Sometimes, it’s best to step aside and let the IndyCar stars shine … to let them be themselves. No editing, no censoring, no contextualizing their remarks. Because sometimes, it’s best to give them a platform for their unfiltered thoughts — just as nature intended. That time is now. The question: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DURING THE WEEK [...]

Ever bump into one of your distant friends during the day and tell your wife about it that night? Of course you have. We all have. It’s unforgettable. For what happens next is one of the more fascinating phenomenons in nature. Oh sure, it’s exceedingly predictable & maddening … but fascinating nonetheless.

His only visible sign of excitement is blinking. He avoids conflict at all costs. When he wants to “recklessly shake things up,” he refers to his couch as his “davenport.”   He gets plenty of rest. He has one dog named “George,” and another one named “Arthur.” He avoids sugary products, as they tend to “anger up [...]

According to the “Chip Ganassi Racing Media” emails sent out today, there are but TWO teams in IndyCar. Or at least, two teams worthy of their mention. Of course there are. And on the off chance that those teams don’t finish 1-through-4, as predetermined by the Universe and/or Brian Barnhart? Well — for starters — something’s [...]

9:39 – We’re live. From an undisclosed location. And we are, in fact, buckled in.

The Board of Directors will be airing our insights & impressions of the Texas race in real time. Provided, of course, that “insights” means “incoherent, innappropriate ethnic jokes.” And “impressions” means “peyote.” Join us, won’t you?

Hi!!!! Danica here! LOL!!! A few thousand of you have asked about my Twitter from a few hours ago…..more sporifically, you keep asking what ELSE I think smells so darn yummy yum yum!!!! OK!!! Here goes!!!! Heres my list of my most favorite smells in the whole wide world!!!! Water boiling Wrenches wrenching Moonlight Telephone [...]