Me: Friday’s are tough. I’m beat. This week sucked.
Some lady: Yeah, I hear you.
Me: I mean, I billed 183 hours this week … I lost another 7% of my portfolio … basketball was cancelled on Monday night … whatever free time I had was spent re-grouting the kitchen tile … and to top it all off, my 3-year-old won’t stop blowing his nose on his sister. I don’t think this is an exaggeration: I’m the single unluckiest person on the face of the earth. I don’t think anyone would disagree with that. [drinks entire glass of whiskey] So what’s your gripe? “Ellen” going off the air?
Some lady: No, a massive chimpanzee savagely beat me to within an inch of my life and now I’ve been shipped to a face-transplant clinic in Cleveland.
[reflective silence]
Me: Well maybe I should just shut up then.
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