One of the most prolific and inspirational thinkers of our time once said:

“Our shadow, the dark side. C.G. Hume writes about it, in terms of the fact that every one of us has a dark side. And my dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids’ parties.”

That enlightened visionary was Gary Busey.

Some say I have a unique talent for destroying a good thing. I will let you be the judge of that. Roy ‘s lapse in judgment is my gain, however short lived it may be. As an uneducated poster-child for workplace sensitivity training videos, I have no dreams of literary grandeur. I don’t spend time “spell checking” or “reading things over”. I leave that to the wizards at the post office. That is what we pay them for and they are glad to do so.

So now that you know what you are dealing with, prepare yourself both mentally and physically. Can you stomach colorful tales of AJ Foyt and Chip Ganassi wrestling over a half empty box of free bumper stickers? Are you ready to hear about turbo chargers and how they play a key part in the secret agenda of the Maniac Latin Disciples?  If you lack the fortitude required then I suggest you wander over to the kids section, cover your eyes and ears, and pray that it all ends swiftly. Because we play hardball, folks, and this isn’t amateur hour.

Between the spatulas, the references to 80′s television shows, and what I am sure will be an endless flood of Colts fanboyism … this is in fact a racing blog – sort of. So I will leave you with one racing related item:

Did you hear? Danica got busted for speeding. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Maricopa County Sheriff. Danica is apparently not one of them.